The Hook and Lateral

The title of this post is not a clever title for a blog post about June Jones crazy decision to go to SMU for a measley $400,000 more in salary than Hawaii was offering. No, this post’s title is very literal. Hawaii’s football team actually made a movie entitled “June Jones and the Magic Temple of Doom.” This must have been what they were doing during the off-time before the Sugar Bowl, except that they never made it out alive with the Magic Playbook.

June Jones and the Magic Temple of Doom, linked through Every Day Should Be Saturday

Below is the full movie with the final part as well. There’s four parts in total.
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Part One:

Part Two:

Part Three:

Part Four:

I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless, like when Cartman first witnessed the butt-faced parents looking for their missing son on South Park.

But seriously, you gotta love Jones for at least trying to play around with his team. I guess…

Also, while you’re at it, feel free to apply to be the new head football coach at Hawaii. I would, but it doesn’t look like I qualify unless you can count Xbox NCAA Football toward the five years of coaching experience at the college or university level.